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Vol 832 - Sept. 09, 2009 - Actual Answers on a California Drivers Test
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- INTRODUCING THE NEWEST 'STRANGE' FAMILY MEMBER! www.StrangeOldePictures.com ! OVER 10,000 GREAT OLDE PICTURES AND IMAGES DATING BACK TO THE FIRST PICTURES EVER TAKEN - HISTORY - WILD WEST - WORLD WARS OLDE SPORTS - HEROES & VILLAINS - AUTOS & SHIPS - RAILROADS - A-BOMBS WEAPONS - OLDE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT - OLDE ADVERTISING - OLDE MOVIE STARS SILENT PICTURES - STARLETS - CIRCUS ACTS - VAUDEVILLE - TRAVEL ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange Quotes: "I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine."- Rita Rudner "The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. - Mike Tyson The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl. - Joan Rivers I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five. - Mick Jagger It's a drag having to wear socks during matches, because the tan, like, stops at the ankles. I can never get my skin, like, color coordinated. - Monica Seles Sometimes I feel like an old hooker. - Cher ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Actual Answers on a California Drivers Test The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read at Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.) Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too effed up to find your keys. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color. Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics. Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? 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